trancecansaveyou:

Cause I love your pretty smile
I love your needy style
I love to be able to see that you are glamorous from a mile
I love the way you look
I love the way you cook
I spend all the time watching your pictures on the facebook
‘Cause I love to buy you flowers 
 I love our hot showers
I can watch you sleepin’ for hours and hours
I love the way you dance
The way you shake that ass

 But the thing I love most

is cummin’ on your face, suck it bitch

ianbrooks:

Alternative Ending by Asaf Hanuka

Print available at etsy. From Asaf’s realist comics. So THAT’S where they’ve been keeping the candy all this time? And I’ve been dressing up and knocking on doors every year like a sucker. Or actually paying for it with money.

(via: omgposters)

matthuesaid:

Puff, Puff, Pass